Warren’s is the best dive bar in Downtown. It’s dark, illuminated only by multicolor holiday lights, and the best spot to sit is their flimsy indoor gazebo. As a former strip club, all of the seating here centers around the elongated bar. The bartenders pour drinks so strong that ordering more than two should come with a Surgeon General’s warning. And while there are more than a few cobwebs in the corners and one or two uncouth characters, Warren’s remains a classic thanks to the cheap prices, stiff pours, and relative anonymity only dive bars can provide.