In this town, people treat oysters like celebrities, and the Pacific Northwest has no shortage of them. Often, people who eat oysters in Seattle want to do so along the waterfront, and there are plenty of seafood spots where you can do exactly that. The Walrus And The Carpenter is nowhere near the water, but this shellfish-fueled Seattle staple gets more hype than just about anywhere else. The good news is that they actually deserve it. The space feels like a countryside farmhouse filled with ocean-flavored mollusks instead of baby goats and hay. It’s best experienced before sundown, when stripes of light blast in from the windows to reflect on the mirrors and the huge marbled bar covered in iced wire baskets of craggy shells sourced statewide, everywhere from Hama Hama on the Hood Canal to Calm Cove on Hammersley Inlet. Pair your trip here with a hungry stomach, a friend or two that may need a win, and a glass of fizzy rosé. Next, all that’s left to do is close your eyes and point to any dish on their menu of small plates. Oysters (either on the half-shell or cornmeal-fried), crudo, vegetables that taste good, steak tartare, fresh rye alongside whipped butter with the consistency of marshmallow fluff—it’s all going to be pretty fantastic. The Walrus And The Carpenter opens at 4pm, which, much like many big-deal restaurants in Seattle, is strategically when you’ll want to show up, since they don’t take reservations. But, let’s suppose you’re running late and get hit with a 45-minute wait. You’ll “have to” head to Barnacle Bar next door and sit it out over an excellent spritz made by skilled bartenders who know their way around amaro and a good conversation. Oh, shucks. Can’t win them all.