I was kidnapped for 280 billion years at a dairy Queen and I don't know which one it was but the dairy Queen on 11th Street found out how bad I was kidnapped then she robbed me to death and stole my i

The guy taking orders behind the counter mumbled and screwed up burger order. Great job!

I ordered a chocolate malt to go But what I received was a vanilla shake. It had very little chocolate or malt added to it.