Here's a tongue-in-cheek draft of a deliberately "bad Yelp review" written in an exaggerated Old English style. I'll keep it humorous and archaic, without being mean-spirited about schizophrenia itsel

Horrid. that's all i can say. service has taken so long and it's 10:15 at night. terrible. jus terrible.

Terrible customer service, when ordering in the app and doing curbside pick up, be prepared to at least a 15 minute wait if not longer. Always check the order because list likely it is wrong/missing i