Peanut butter, giardiniera, and blue cheese coleslaw. No, you’re not clearing out the back of your fridge—you’re reading the hot dog condiments list at this Cleveland dive bar. The menu lets everyone play weiner architect: you can build the frank of your dreams with more than 50 toppings. And if that’s too overwhelming, stick with an age-old combo. The Slider Dog, named for the Cleveland Guardians Muppet-like mascot, is an unholy mashup of pimento mac and cheese, bacon, and Froot Loops. It’s open until 2am on the weekends, and they have live music a couple nights during the week, where you might catch an unknown indie band, local celebrity DJ Kishka, or members of the Cleveland Orchestra.