Rancho Mateo is the Colombian steakhouse party your parents have been waiting for. The gigantic, taxi-yellow restaurant in Tamiami has live performances every day starting at 8pm (except Sundays, when singers perform during the day). This can include late-night DJ sessions of Latin rock, karaoke nights, and, for the salsa-obsessed moms, performances from legends like Willie Gonzalez if they’re so lucky. The steakhouse portion of this place is good and affordable. They have colossal meat mountains called picadas that come with pork ribs, steak, chicharron, morcilla, fried yuca, and roasted potatoes. The smallest picada is under $40 and large enough to share with a family of four even though they say it feeds two. For those that don’t like sharing, we understand, and urge you to order the bandeja paisa (which, like 76% of the menu, also works for sharing).