You probably didn’t know this, because you are a New Yorker and you can’t drive a car, but there is a gas station in the West Village making $5.50 smashburgers with onions, american cheese, and sweet pickles. Smacking Burger is about the size of a supply closet, and if you’re open to spending $9, you can upgrade to a double patty burger, or the O.K.T.O, which is smothered in horseradish sauce. They’re open until 2am on Fridays and Saturdays, and there’s a picnic table outside where you can eat, in case it’s 1:30am and you need beef right now. Learn how to pump gas as you ingest one of the most affordable burgers in NYC—even a quarter-pounder at your closest McDonald’s costs more.